Four of the last five. It's starting to rot my brain. They say this series goes in cycles. Well fuck that. I don't think I can handle another three-point "rout" by the idiots from Austin. It was a great game, which causes me to long for the days when I didn't care about college football. And that scene at the State Fair of Texas is not duplicated anywhere in the country.
What I really can't handle, though, is the pussy manner in which the Texas fans stood up and cheered Sam Bradford writhing on the ground in pain.
Deny it, Texas fan. I know you will. I was there. I saw Texas fans, even those in the OU section, cheer a sack, gasp at Sam not getting up, then cheer him as he lied on his back awaiting medical treatment. I have spent years defending Texas fan, comparing him to OU fan. I lament OSU fan and Tech fan and Colorado fan. What a mistake. It is Texas fan that is the fucking asshole of college football.
I am sure some ass-packer 'Horn fan will make some horseshit comment about how I'm being a homer and how I misunderstood the cheering … "it was really for the sack!" Bull. Shit. The orange side of the stadium cheered for minutes after the initial sack. That was not a salute to the 10-yard loss. That was a bunch of shit-for-brains acting like shit for brains.
Karma is a big gigantic bitch, Texas fans. What comes around, goes around. So don't be surprised when your queer quarterback, who incidentally is the most average Heisman "front-runner" in the history of ever, breaks his hip during a vigorous masturbation session watching 300. Just hope his spotter … errr… JS is there to carry him to the hospital.
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